Cool your boots man, cool your boots.

End of Line.

Fitter, Happier

Give the circle a half-twist and make Human Möbius Strip

Perhaps the poor performance of The Human Centipede: Full Sequence is due to an error in arithmetic of potential viewers, as displayed by Scott?

Yay yay, that is all.

Do you get wafers with it?

Mmmmmmm, pi
Every day I get an email from someone offering to replace my weak, flabby part with a titanium upgrade. Who knew they were all from Aronofsky?

OrangeCrush: luckily I gave up on Johnny English about ten minutes in, so I didn't get to see Malkovich. I would have given up sooner but a friend had lent me the DVD. Friends eh?

It's my head!
I loved him in that jewel-thief movie.

There's one Bourne every minute.

'Bourne on the 4th of July', anyone?

Bourne in the USA
I was Bourne under a wandering star
Bourne to be Wild
When a child is Bourne
Bourne Slippy
Natural Bourne Killers
Bourne of Frustration

Do none of you heathens remember the Lord's prayer? The H stands for 'Harold', as in:

Misfits
'Last week, a few of you started discussing how each character's superpowers exist to fix weaknesses in their lives'

Sorry, can't type. Damn these fins.

Yeah, he wrote Dead Set. He has a few other, non-fictional, programs. Newswipe in particularly is excellent, especially after the first episode. eg:

There's a reality show called 'Celebrity Big Brother' in Britain, similar populated with Z-listers (though less famous, obviously, as they're British). Charlie Brooker (I think) suggested they should do a celebrity version of that.

I was just amused by the way he said it, with cliche multiplied by hyperbole. Did he check it 20 times? The use of language fit the character very well, as often on this show.

No love for my lack of thoroughness either.