I'm surprised Miranda's getting this many votes. She kind of reminds me of Janice from 'Friends.' And she has a bad tooth-gum ratio. Poor Ryan looked almost hideous after her dance last night — she looked completely make-up-less, so I'm sure that didn't help. My vote goes to Ashley.

SNL did a skit once about the Oprah's Favorite Things episode. I remember finding it extremely funny.

I have nothing of worth to add (theme of my life), but remembering 'Rural Juror' made me spit orange juice down the front of my shirt. I really hate the word 'rural.'

Challenge.

I've never been able to figure out if Carl's Jr and Hardee's are the same damn thing. Are they? They both use that cure little star guy as their branding image.

Actually, Randy seems to start every comment with "For me, for you…" It bothers the hell out of me.

Disco Adam
Adam's actually the only contestant that I can envision singing disco decently.

I was really hoping Simon would tell Scott, "When you re-watch your performance, you'll wish that you were deaf, too." But I suppose that would have been too mean even for him.

You can easily tell which is which by mousing over their name and checking the url to their profile that pops up at the bottom left of your screen. Fake dude's i clearly shows up lowercase.

Oh, man. I don't want Blindy McBlindersen (I see him as having Swedish roots) to go home because he's the source of so much of my amusement. Which should make me feel like a bad person, but oddly doesn't.

You can get some good "Tender Dawg" in Korea. It's good for "stamina." Not that I'm implying anything.

When the camera panned to him in the audience prior to knowing that he was this week's mentor, I seriously thought, "What the hell is Norm Coleman doing at a taping of American Idol?" If you're not from/live in MN you may not know Claymation "Giant-Teeth" Horseface, but then again you might since douchebag just won't…

Surprisingly, my 59 year-old mother emphatically stated that she liked it (and this was her first introduction to Adam). My dad thought he looked like a transvestite. I kind of have to agree with both of them. I don't like it when the camera decides to do a close-up on his face.

I was going say that possibly the worst part of that whole experience was Keanu's "acting."

My DVR didn't cut off, but my allegiance to The Office cut in.