Only if it looks like the main gate of Jurassic World… and only if Chris Pratt is there to deliver wooden trite lines implying he wants to have his way with Ron Howard's kid.

Coming up next, another episode of "Expensive Watches Worn by D-Bags"…an Esquire Original

Teti for President. Or for QB. Or for President-QB. Either way, I'm excited for the first time he screws up so we can call it TetiGate. Sounds risque.

Side note: Sean O'Neal…a comb could go a long way.

I continue my support of Teti appearing on AVClub videos, and add to the short list (previously consisting of only Teti and Modell) O'Neal. Just keep the smug Erik Adams out of my eyeballs.

"…knotty webs of bon mots, rejoinders, and grand pronouncements…"
So, Erik Adams writes the show?

Hah! Perfect!

To paraphrase Smokey Robinson: I second that emotion, dammit.

I still maintain that Teti and Modell should be the only AVClub Staffers allowed on camera.

How much lens flare can he get off of the REFLECTING pool?

Exactly. I don't care what they look like, I'm just happy to watch people that seem to enjoy being on camera with each other, and not the awkward exchanges most AVC Vids end up being.

Touche.

If you guys are looking for something new, I might know a certain pasty 20-something who thinks you two should be the only two on camera…

Modell and Teti should be the only AV Club staffers allowed on camera.

The Zombies-"Time of the Season"

Chris Pratt's dialogue sounds B-Movie at best. Trained raptors? Bullshit Poorly concealed anti-GMO message? I have mixed feelings, because on the other side… DINOSAURS! DINO DNA!

Rikki Don't Lost that Number - Steely Dan

"Exit, pursued by bear" had better make it into Winterson's novel.

Nice touch with cutting back and forth between Dumbledore/Hans Gruber (or should I say Severus Snape)

This sounds like my Boy Scout Camp