I am grateful everyday that I married a woman that wouldn't go near this shit. Her taste in things make me feel like her taste in men must be alright, and therefore I am alright.

Good job getting that one.

Charitable Chupacabra

It might have a lot to do with all those cookies your wife made with the green butter.

firday started the weekend great
I love fridays off, three day weekends all the time.

Yep, there it is right up top.

Ahhhhhhh

Please explain further.

FAIL

Onion Holiday Cards
Why does the sidebar look like a young boy giving unwilling head to a large black man?

Out into the street you go. I guess your dumb asses will have to walk those 3 blocks all by yourselves.

I dare you to listen to John Prine's "Hello in There" and not want to hug an old person right away.
In fact I went and hugged a whole bunch of them even if they didn't want it.

Thank you sir. It took days of planning.

Is this thing on?

How about another movie?
Was there nothing else to review?

I hate to say it, but the original Home Alone holds a special place in the list of holiday movies. However I am more partial to classics such as Miracle on 34th and It's A Wonderful Life.

ouch

Xmas Movies
I won't say which is best, but the worst holiday movie ever would be "National Lampoons Holiday Reunion" starring Judge Reinhold.

I am a man who appreciates a nice pencil eraser. I will also accept cigar butts.

Nice to meet you, Selena.