Finally saw My Dinner With Andre. It's actually really compelling. It doesn't seem like two hours at the same table.

"Remind me never to drink milk again."

I'm glad the Chicago Police Censor Board forgot about that part of the local censorship law where it says films shall not depict the burning of the human body. If you have to censor, stick to censoring sex, I say…but leave in the mutilation, leave in the sadism and by all means leave in the human beings burning to…

I was reading the FBI's top ten most wanted list, and some of the entries were odd. Here's the rest of his bio:

I love how the "bad guys" are scientists in black vehicles who have corporate sponsorship. Dante's Peak isn't terrible. It was overshadowed by the movie where Tommy Lee Jones battles slow moving lava in LA city streets, but it was nice to see the northwest used like that.

Name movies which prominently feature scientists, especially weather scientists or geologists.

CHEATER! You are hereby expelled.

Definitely not.

Was it Rafi from the League? Did he yell Gattaca?

Guess who this guy is:

Jalapeno peppers are nothing, they're light-weights. They're nothing to worry about in terms of being too spicy or deadly.

He has a great article on the vast differences between top pros, mid-range pros, and struggling guys on the fringe, and just how much better they are than he is (Wallace played fairly competitive tennis as a kid.) It's really good for understanding just how much better professionals are from "normal" people.

I know you're super nice and you didn't like stomp on their toes to get them to cry.

Some fun Aroldis Chapman stats:

"I have made two people cry this week,"

I do that with women all the time out on the streets.

I'm really curious as to how a "blind" person will follow along. And I did like it a whole lot, not love.

I've combined some of these into a grilled salsa cheese sandwich, which is honestly one of the best things I've had in my life.

I want someone to watch Timecrimes without knowing anything about it. At one point this person will be really confused.

I've left the TV on or turned it on at a random time and watched it for a while without glancing at the title. I think I've seen a few interesting movies this way. Hard Candy?