It's on Netflix instant, by the way.

Last weekend. Fish Tank. I only read a short blurb and knew nothing else about it. I thought it'd be more about dancing … it was not!

This is me?

-Take a bunch of plates to the roof and use them as frisbees

I'm intensely confused. Why are you dyeing your boobs? Am I missing something?

For more guilty until proven innocent stuff, some people are highly critical of how schools process rape accusations. The university often sets up their own team of amateurs who are barely trained to look into the matter and give out punishments. The result is that people are thrown out of school and shamed without…

Good news: I got to see an awesome lightning show tonight.

I've watched like 20 movies over the past half week and my eyes are blurry, but I have a thought….

And sex solves nothing on its own, so you're not damaging her.

There are worse things in the world than having a calling for something employable like teaching math.

I couldn't even proposition someone for a packet of mustard.

Wait, you're not supposed to be alone when you have an orgasm? I'm doing something wrong….

Just remember to think about all the good things you shared together, and what made it good, and not to focus on the negatives. If you conversed well enough to date when you were younger, you can handle talking to her now. It'll be hard considering the situation, but she needs you.

Why the hell are you linking me to some random person on twitter so he and others can bitch at me? Thank you? That's just weird. I don't want to post things here if you randomly link people on twitter, which you've done before. I didn't make the list to satisfy his whims, and if he doesn't understand preference and…

Not everyone lives in a pop culture hyperdome. It depends on who her friends are.

Ranking of every relevant Gilmore Girls/Bunheads character.* ** *** ****

I think I'm going to rank every relevant Gilmore Girls/Bunheads tomorrow, so defend your favorite character now or may god have mercy on your soul.

So you didn't like it?

It wasn't even a good con.

Him dancing around lasers was one of the silliest things I've ever seen.