I think it was great to see someone really cut loose and go all out on a pure heist movie, so yes, Ocean's 11 was fun. I also enjoyed Brad "Bottomless" Pitt constantly eating.

Hey Narrator, I watched the Ocean's trilogy over the weekend. Tell me things about it. I know there's a long-standing argument about one of the sequels, and I've ignored that conversation for so long because I hadn't seen them.

Community is about so many damn things it's crazy to hate it because of the Jeff/Britta repartee.

I think there's a better comparison, but that's the first one I thought of.

Just watched the first episode of Bunheads for the first time.

Gotta get a phone the size of 90's wireless to get on my level.

I just love how he could in any way find a parallel for a Mongol horde invading, raping, and killing to gay people having rights.

obmcpherson • 4 hours ago

"The Mongol hordes were just a minor gathering compared to the fruity locusts that doth blot out the skies."

I found my new favorite writer:

The janitor.

I watched Battleship and Under Siege nearly back-to-back. Both were set on the Missouri (for parts anyway.)

Let's say I have a friend name, uh, Lieutenant Blackcero. And this friend exaggerated his skills in programming to apply for a really cool job that he'd do well at anyway. The skills listed were in the preferred section and he was intentionally vague with his experience but was honest in some statements like "took…

My incendiary letter-writing campaign for you to return was for naught, as I appear to have the wrong address and would like to apologize to some poor soul in Illinois who got my blood-stained manifestos.

Buy some camo, smear car grease on your face, buy a crossbow and a few smoke grenades, steal an old bus, crash the bus into one side of the impound lot as a distraction, break in, take out the guards with the crossbow, and drive your car out with a few smoke grenades thrown behind you.

It wasn't a collective decision to hack those photos, was it? It was a rogue hacker bent on … well, nothing important and something 21st century horrifying.

The new Mount Rushmore:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

Blue Velvet is a great head-first introduction into the moist and bizarre vagina that is David Lynch.

Penis hands. Of course.

Don't you wish Rail Mall existed right now?