One Direction straight to hell!

There's a wrong way to use language, and it's called Fox News!

What great articles they have.

That doesn't mean we should ruin a perfectly useful word because idiots have taken to it like a plague.

Okay so the segment I was mainly referring to is more spoken word, but the combination of that and the ending is what I was really remembering.

My favorite musical sequence in a movie might be the scene near the end of A Serious Man where the kid talks to the old rabbi.

I was really proud of that joke. Glad someone liked it :(

Yes the odds are nil. I guarantee most people walk out of that theater still not knowing what bonobos are.

Yes, but dolphins don't offer loans at really high interest rates.

I mean, in her defense, bonobos are going extinct, they're very similar to us, and they do seem to be peaceful monkeys. Hollywood doesn't care about science, obviously though.

The dollar sign after the number makes me wonder if you're actually American or not. What are you hiding, you slimy spy sponge?!

Filming outside = free range.

Since I had the first failed AMA ever, I'll provide the answers to fictional questions and perhaps you can guess what those questions were:
-Swordfish.

Breakfast Club is unrealistic.

I watched two episodes and the puppets were pretty disturbing.

I thought about all those but wasn't sure. If we list every movie referenced, it's gonna be 100 long.

Movies you should see to be a Communist (in italics):
Die Hard (do they even mention Speed? Dan Harmon talks about Die Hard a lot)
Goodfellas
My Dinner With Andre the Giant
Fletch
Election
The Breakfast Club
The Deadliest Lesson

On a bagel?

Jim and Pam was a legitimately good TV romance; Parks and Recreation did romance like a bad Lifetime movie.

I blame Disqus for this mistaken comment, so um … everyone tell me about your … weekend?