Pretty sure Chris would be in the 95th percentile for film critics.

From what I recall, he wasn't supposed to be a reoccurring character, but they were really impressed with him. And playing a doofy, moronic boyfriend has turned him into a superhero actor.

That's the sequel to Life is Beautiful, right?

A Man Escaped does not end with the character dead or in jail? Huh.

I've actually seen Detention!

I've seen Good Burger. I'll only watch the vampire one if you write a short review of it that includes lots of references to dolphins.

I saw that in theaters, oddly enough.

Give me some movies from the past five years I should have seen already.

I did the same thing when my parents started malfunctioning.

Oh god I actually saw this movie.

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I listened to My Blood Valentine too loud and now the gravity doesn't work help.

1. what do you look for in a film?

Saturday night I was having my "Indian food" meal, which I have just perfected and it's probably the most delicious thing I can make, but I didn't eat much of it and then later that night felt a bit off, felt something in my throat, and I got progressively worse. I woke up at 5 am to vomit a few times with some, uh,…

One thing about growing up in a small town in nowhere's is that you grow up without delivery and good restaurants and when you talk to other people you're amazed that was actually an option.

It's really not. We all had our own personalized shorthand names for him. I'm deeply saddened this has been lost in time.

Out at the horizon, out near the burnished edge of the world, who are these visitors standing… these robed figures — perhaps, at this distance, hundreds of miles tall — their faces, serene, unattached, like the Buddha's, bending over the sea, impassive, indeed, as the Angel that stood over Lübeck during the Palm…

Remember that time a group of German intellectuals attacked reuebles in the parking lot outside the bowling alley?

Holy shit Dumb Starbucks.

In order to create more business for a car wash, Nathan Fielder places a bunch of chickens in a tree above a street and stops cars under said tree asking for directions or help with finding contacts so that poop will rain down on the cars and they'll have to go to the car wash.