Victorian candle shop: Scents and Sensibilities.

Get a doctor's note for people you don't like and then shout at them ELIMINATION DIET DOCTOR'S ORDERS GO AWAY.

I'd never kill a young woman because you don't want to cuddle with a corpse; they're too cold.

Apparently my parents wanted to record some shitty preacher on the "church" channel, so the TV changed to this after a King of the Hill episode.

1) Is man evil?

For some reason I read that as Ed Asner.

I know everyone's either going Israel or Palestine, but I'm pulling for Cyprus. You still have a chance at winning!

Ask him about my album track reorodering of his Mercy album.

Frajer has the best women characters. Bebe and Lilith come straight from hell. It's great.

Did you know that before becoming Frajer's agent Bebe was a walking eugenics project with clones everywhere prone to psychosis and doing things like biting eyeballs and kidnapping? (X-files.)

And then they turn on the light, and Niles Crane is standing there, and the audience goes nuts!

There's a parallel world where your accident started a horrible fire that engulfed everything except for the book Parallel Worlds.

Lame is good.

What's up in your BATCH of the woods?

I forgot to add: that's good.

There are bad ghosts? Oh crap.

It's the first time I've seen my ex's parents in years and I think there are ghosts in this house.

I needed that more than anything tonight.

Corny movie … like Coneheads? Wait … I was thinking of Cornheads.

God eats his creations? I'm so terrified.