Live and loin.

Left a lot of random damage and people crying in your wake?

Don't leave out that Namath was from Beaver Falls, PA. At least Simms spent the first 22 years of his life in Kentucky.

Speer me these puns. Or, as we used to tell Mengele, "Dachau could you make such awful jokes?"

Chocolate Ginger Snaps. Saw her once in Windsor.

Don't come around here no more. It seems that there's been a breakdown in communication.

Not that much. The crying is apparently a big turn off.

Get off my lawn!

Get off my lawn!

Will it have me being left at a rest area along I-95 in South Carolina and crying until my parents come back and my mother laughs at me and my father tells me real men don't cry and besides they came back even though they love my sister more?

But how does "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Randy Newman - which came out nine years after JFK was assasinated! - fit in? I mean if hats were killed by sex, why would the song have been written? Huh, smart guy?

Thanks Serch!

I keep saying that I'm going to make Cookie Butter Cookies (a/k/a the Moebius cookie). I'm afraid, however, that I'll rip a hole in the fabric of the universe.

Not dry enough.

He is. He's 97.

The Patty Duke Show. It's the chillinest, raddest rap on tv. Like word, man.

It has to be a second banana from the 1980s - we had Russell Johnson (60s), Dave Madden (70s) and (sort of recently) James Avery (90s)

It is the corollary to the end of year celebrity clearance that always happens.

Here comes the Laffwaffe!

He was not my lover. He just thought that I was the one.