I would like to see her do "Wonderin'."

One of the benefits of going to college in Michigan.  Every year they play it on Nov. 10.  That and I've been to the Maritime Sailor's Cathedral.

"Don't Cry Out Loud?"  You have my sympathy.  No offense to your wife, but that's a weird choice - "Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings?"

"Big Jim and Phantom 309" by Red Sovine.

I wanted "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" at my wedding - either the song my wife walked down the aisle to, or as our first dance.  My wife inexplicably balked.  My mother, for no good reason, kept saying she thought it was a great idea.  Then, one day, she, my wife and my mother-in-law were out shopping for some…

Liked for Johnny Horton.

"Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon," by Neil Diamond.

Yup.  I find nothing gets the ladies excited like "Warm Beer and Cold Women."  Except maybe, "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis."

I agree.  Having him like Bill Murray would be the weird thing.

I always thought Goliath was after "Davey and Goliath," which makes sense given Millie's religion.

"Lady L" is worse, although my wife and I have discussed the lameness of  "Horse With No Name" at length.  I pointed out that it was ridiculous that he couldn't come up with a name for three days.  She rightly pointed out, as did @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus  , that he couldn't even name the…

How about "I Wanna Be a Lifeguard" by Blotto?  Not about upstate but they are an Albany band.

Upstate begins at Orange County (says the guy from Rockland which,  @avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus , is NOT upstate.  I grew up 25 miles from Midtown which is closer than everything east of Rockville Centre, which means we're not from upstate…says the guy from the county with no self-esteem.)

Ross is not Cool?  I disagree.  My Apollo 3-speed, with the shifter on the bar, kicked ass.

It was supposed to be one of two men - Jake Lowenstein, her husband (for a brief time) and a Weather Underground-type radical and Jerry Gold, a right wing/Morton Downey-type blowhard with whom Murphy had, in Frank's words, a "Lady in the Tramp as directed by Sam Peckinpah" relationship.  Interestingly enough, the show…

This should have gotten more likes.

Who did shots of Popov with that bored stripper?  NOT ME.

@avclub-6b4a9e228208a5008088d8ad6e1b3dd7:disqus He had a late in life sex change, which reversed the aging process, and became the beloved star of "Natty Gann" and "A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon."

Whatever works for you

My friend who went to one said you could sum it up with one word - "Jail."