I'm focused on the cross outside of the shirt (way to represent JC, Todd) and the fact that he seems to be pushed by an invisible wind.

I don't catch your drift.  Are you suggesting that you find Pam Dawber to be an attractive woman?

Oozing snark?  If that lasts more than an hour, he should really seek medical attention.

And they went to RFK Junior High.  And their rival school was Lincoln..and Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy…and something else.

Kicking little kids isn't that uncommon.  I was walking through the food court at the Paramus Park mall when I was 16.  I wasn't looking down and I felt my foot connect.  Saw a 2 year old or so kid go about three feet and land with a thud.  He didn't cry.  Went wide left though.

Mine was a Gryphon. Who decided that a half lion/half eagle was a good mascot is beyond me.

Art Fleming. Or Art Vandelay.

@The_Primordial_Dr_Zoidberg:disqus Charles Barkley said it best about Sam Cassell - "Sam Cassell was great in Lord of the Rings as Gollum."

WNYC in New York has a segment on Friday called, "Last Chance Foods."  That and Leonard Lopate's cooking segments make you want to slit your wrists or give money to Fox.

He's actually the love child of the two Toms - Waits and Carvel.

Is that you Kevin McHale?

Nagger, please.

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Hey Man, is that Freedom Rock?

To me, it will always be, "Callin' some cattle Caw-awl."  
That and "he may be gone but his music will never be forgotten - 'put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone…Jim Reeves" are the soundtracks to my adolescence.

Nincompoop?  Nimrod?  Nimble fingered master of the paring knife?

The wife and I are Jewish.  We went hog wild on the anti-Semitism (no pun intended).  Not so much on the N-word, other than Nagila, Hava.

Don't get me wrong, I agree.  I live in Manhattan.  The apartment, like the rest of NYC in "Friends," is wholly unrealistic and clearly designed by Angelenos who'd never spent anytime here.  I was just pointing out that it looked, albeit on a huge scale, a fire escape.  Balconies have solid floors.  So says the NYC…

It wasn't a balcony, it's a fire escape - witness the grating and ladder.  A second floor apartment in that neighborhood would have one.  Also, it wasn't a townhouse, it was an elevator building.

I never saw Susan as a harpy with a vendetta against Ross.   Most people, whatever their orientation, would feel incredibly uncomfortable if their spouse's ex was always hanging around.  Now let's add that the ex is the opposite sex from you AND the father of your spouse's child.   Her reactions are totally normal.