See, white people wave their light sabers like this….

Oscar the Grouch would kick ass.  Take that back!

Oscar the Grouch would kick ass.  Take that back!

A Demi Prosciutto would be a 6 inch.

A Demi Prosciutto would be a 6 inch.

Andy Etchebarren.

Andy Etchebarren.

I'll have to give it a second chance.  I started it and, about 50 pages in, said, "Meh" and put it down.

I'll have to give it a second chance.  I started it and, about 50 pages in, said, "Meh" and put it down.

Huge Like for Matt Christopher.

Huge Like for Matt Christopher.

That trend existed long before "How I Met Your Mother."   People who grew up in the middle of nowhere and moved here have always mocked it. Then, people from New York wait until they leave and mock them. It's the circle, the circle of snark.

That trend existed long before "How I Met Your Mother."   People who grew up in the middle of nowhere and moved here have always mocked it. Then, people from New York wait until they leave and mock them. It's the circle, the circle of snark.

In fairness, so have most people. A friend in law school, on seeing a Southside Johnny CD I had, laughed and said, "Southside Johnny.  The JV Springsteen."

In fairness, so have most people. A friend in law school, on seeing a Southside Johnny CD I had, laughed and said, "Southside Johnny.  The JV Springsteen."

He has a service area on the Turnpike.  That means he is a notable citizen of New Jersey (see Richard Stockton and Joyce Kilmer).

He has a service area on the Turnpike.  That means he is a notable citizen of New Jersey (see Richard Stockton and Joyce Kilmer).

It is neither too esoteric nor too mundane.

It is neither too esoteric nor too mundane.

Sweet Cream and Nookie?