You're a good mother, but damn, he needs to try harder to get porn.

Lars Mikkelsen as his younger brother, who is also a psychiatrist.

Hey, don't paint all of us Northerners with the same brush. We're not all bastards.

Did you end up talking to your son?

Oh, and Ulster is a politically charged term, dude. I prefer Irish, a different politically charged term.

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In fairness, this week, I have blown off three guys.

I was joking, dude. I'm going to try again soon.

You'd think so, but my course is full of straight guys, and uninterested women.

I'm not sure you know what we're talking about.

I'm 19, enrolled in a fairly prestigious university, in debt, and living with my family. I definitely cannot leave the country.

You mix a whiskey dick, you mix a vodka dick…

Yeah, I realise all that. I'm not too cut up, but it's still disappointing.

Yeah, not a great idea to ask a load of random guys out in a country where most people are really homophobic. Thanks for advising anyway though.

You're good people.

Thankfully, you're somewhat of an outlier.

2 rejections in a row now. If it gets to 3 I might think there's something wrong with me.

Yeah, I know a few pups and it's generally just subbing on all fours, with no speech, while wearing a collar and leash and perhaps a pup hood. It's really tame.

I have no idea what it is, but, boy, I'm sure offended by the sound of it.

1) Blackmail is illegal, and a 21 year old idiot will be afraid of legal action. You've an easy out there, nothing to be afraid of.
2) Disengage from both of them, you don't want to get dragged into anything worse than blackmail.
3) What grounds would your boss have to fire you?

Hey, no judgment here. As long as it's consensual and safe, why would it bother you?