There. I hate to be pedantic, but that is basic.

Not a chance. He played a major character in Torchwood, and twelve people watched that!

I can see him harrassing Davros for being disabled already.

Mr. K Dilkington*

I'm watching the Son of Anarchy "Belfast" episodes. They're terrible

Oh the Adult Channel UK made a series during Tennant's tenure. It was called Doctor Screw.

That's the baby in the header, right?

All the incredibly hot guys who are into me live too far away to be in a real relationship, so I have to be content with lots of NSA partners! And I worry that I stretch them too much with my massive wiener.

Trust me, a lot of my friends want to do dinosaurs.

Dear Savage Dik, I'm an attractive, young middle class man with no problems, and a bunch of people interested in me. Anyway, should I write to Savage Love, or does he only do middle aged people with the same issues?

I snorted sherbert once. Did you know it is literally acid?

You joke, but if Segways stars Will Arnett I will go and see it at least seventeen times.

Season 3 is Topsy.

Dik's shocked? Jesus, I think I'm unshockable at this stage.

You asked last week, so, I'm back to drinking again. Two or three on Friday night, so it's not much. I'm still slightly disappointed in myself. I was soft.

Happy Nintendo affiliated birthday.

Pixie's in Adjectiveless X-Men now.

Were you playing mad libs and decided to post the result?

Damnit, it's Short answer: Yes, with an if. Long answer: No, with a but.

Yeah, I do come off like that, don't I? What I mean is I'd rather have it on the air to help the kids that get the subtext, rather than have them make it explicit and possibly go off the air (where they can't help kids).