I don't know what Chex Mix is. Is it racist?

Yeah, looking at the sky, I may end up sleeping through this too.

“I love what Rob did in the ’90s.” Wow, I didn't think I could hate Mark Millar anymore, but there it is.

Look, I don't mean to be a cliche. But a storm's coming here.



My power may go out.

A "Roman Stew".

Padraig Hollybrook.

That's closer to £250 a bag.

Ah, what the hell. You can find my nude Twitter @Chic_Nights. It's protected, though.

No, I think asexuality is a valid sexuality. My brother is an asexual. FURFAG's presumably in the US, I wouldn't advise going to the doctor unless it's 100% necessary.

And I expose myself on Twitter for fun!

Mr, Benn?

Ya weren't drinkan it right, ya queeah!

Well, it's a week tomorrow already. I even cancelled going out tonight because I knew I'd be the only sober person. It's hard, since I do love my ale, but it's for the best.

I watched the movie. It was fascinatingly terrible.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus A polo? Why, I'd rather die.

I was joking about Neil Gaiman. He seems lovely. Not keen on Amanda mind, but that's mostly because I hate her art. She seems alright outside of that persona.

I have a large head.

Mispelled cooches.

ShittyCupid.

I've seen The Squeakquel. In theatres. In defense, my friends just wanted a place to… well, to make out.