SCOBIAS: You'll be the envy of every reviewer on the block!

Well, since you asked (NSFW OBVIOUSLY)

:|

Thanks? I think.

(I was attempting a joke)

It's me, so it wasn't.

One time I managed to tie myself up. On my own. It was awkward.

Dis-Coos

Yeah, always use sheet bend knots.

Only if in mine first. You tend to scuff them up.

One can only hope, or dream, that he'd be fantastic in everything.

You know, pansexuals.

No, but his career is. He harrasses 15 year olds on Twitter now.

*Chris's coffin is lowered into ground as a funeral arrangement of Jump Around begins to play.*

V.I. Lenin! VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN!

Pacific Rim but like… ass rim, y'know?

Yes, and?

David Agnew!

That was my intention.

I'm not hearing a no.