I keep getting the same notifications flashing up. I blame Craig and SBT.

I'm not sure I can blame her…

I got pissed whenKevin Bacon pointed to a bunch of books and said classic romantic, despite most of them being Gothic or Modernist texts.

Because it's hilarious.

I watched ten minutes of the first episode because it's Kevin Williamson. Never again.

Dick kick 'er? I hardly know 'er!

What's she got against Jedward?

Getting the opposite problem, but it seems to be resolved(ish). Add it to the Seriously Disqus folder.

I need an adult

Fine. I'll bomb your house into the ground, missy.

Psst, that's PugsMalone!

Ooh, er, Matron.

No, but I've meant to for a while now.

Don't! They're mostly metal and dirt.

"Adam begat Seth, and Seth begat Enos, and Enos begat Ca-i'naan, and Ca-i'na- hang on let me check how long this goes on for…" [MP3 is mostly silent for a few hours, with intermittent exclamations of "shit" and raspy page-turning] "Okay, I'm gonna come back to this later."

Weakest? They uncovered the sign!

Best Futurama commentary is in the otherwise weak A Pharaoh to Remember, in which Billy West and John DiMaggio stay in character.

A deal's, a deal, even with a dirty dealer!

I! Apologise? For-nothing.

Less reality, more fantasy!