She's married?  Poor bastard.

I beg your pardon!

Strangely enough, last week some friends and I were trying to remember the name of the robot from Lost In Space and couldn't figure it out.  No one looked it up, days passed, and then I see this story.

Michael describing his student body election experience in "The Immaculate Election":  "I didn't say I won.  I said I can't remember.  But now that we're thinking about it, I seem to remember that the other guy won the actual title, although there were plenty in the school that wanted to overturn the decision.  I…

Todd just blew my mind.  This very morning, I was thinking about "The Walking Dead" and how I don't remember any of the characters' names.  Every Sunday it's time to tune in for the further adventures of Lead Cop, Deputy Cop, Harpy Wife, Kindly Old Man, Redneck, etc.

That's the question that must never be answered.  Silence will fall.

Bill Gates just announced his own, less interesting death will take place in three years.

It means they're… less than.

Tried to download this
I clicked the "Buy" button on iTunes and dislocated my shoulder.

Where's the death certificate, Mr. President?!?

1) Invent situations
2) Scout up locations
3) Enlist all your family
4) Enlist all your friends

My personal favourite is the riotous laughter followed out of nowhere by: "Their robot!"

Maybe this is a nitpick, but I thought the critic blurbs in the "Don' You Go…" trailer nearly ruined the whole thing. It's the kind of thing SNL seems to do a lot these days, like the writers don't have enough confidence in the premise and execution, and feel like they need to make jokey comments about their own…

How much does a screenwriter yearn?

Most subtle Seinfeld callback ever?
When Jerry and his mom are talking in the foreground about Crazy Joe Davola, it looks like Kramer, at the table with Morty in the background, is once again explaining his idea of putting levels in his apartment. It isn't mentioned or referred to later, but I think he is using the…

Unfortunately, it doesn't look as though the Varsity is showing it. Those of us downtown will have to make do with Rainbow or—brrrrrr—brave the rabble at Scotiabank. Everyone is right about how the Uptown would have been a perfect fit, though.

As funny as he is in this scene, Tom Kenny legitimately frightens me a little during his "I'm gonna build you a house!" speech. Something about the way he finishes, glaring and red-faced, pentagrams behind him, makes the tirade kind of sinister as well as hilarious.

The clown is hilarious, no doubt, but I always lose it at the shot of Tom Kenny's overcome reporter openly weeping on camera.

I was sure that everybody was going to be quoting "Sure you will. Sure you will!!" as their favourite Bill line from "French Diplomacy," but the mental illness line is a great one too.

It is the only logical place for the "kissing family" sketches to go.