Terrible timing
*solemnly deletes his "Rue McClanahan to Host SNL please" Facebook page*

I don't watch television. I don't even OWN a television. Notice I didn't say "TV." "TV" is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine.

"This man's been a dead long time, Whoreatio. He's starting to get stiff."

Wait!
Isn't "This Isn't Avatar XXX" telling us that the video isn't a pornographic version of "Avatar"? Maybe there's more money for Hustler in the pirated DVD business?

As do I…

What will the sequel be titled?
I cast my vote for "Twistier."

Ha ha!
I'm disappointed not to find "Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth" on the list. It's easily the most pathos-drenched book I've ever read and was sure it would show up here.

I get a boner! You get a boner! Everybody gets a boner!

I don't think I'd ever be able to stop watching an "Infinite Jest" movie.

Can't wait for the coverage
I'll be going to a few of the movies, but none of the high-profile titles listed above. The papers here have been stuffed with previews and reviews, but I'm looking forward to getting the AVC take on the films.

Okay, everybody… SMILE!
When a character in a movie or TV show takes someone's picture and the director decides to freeze and place a frame around the person or people being photographed. This is almost always accompanied by a flash and the click of the camera. What especially drives me crazy is that they don't…