Would have liked to have been there when Scharpling found out he was gonna be Refrigerator Perry
"Oh sure, yeah great, that's nice. YOU CRETIN"

It looks like Gomer Pyle as one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space

The best/worst thing about the phosphorescent orange Broncos unis is how horrifyingly Peyton's trademark in-game forehead-redness clashes with it.

Good riddance to bad dumbdumbs

I've never commented before! But just wanted to chime in that this thing is great.
Also, can we use this as an opportunity to share our favorite internet sports crapwords?
For my money, the work of Jon Bois is on a level all it's own.
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