Fuck going back to work tomorrow in 20 degree weather.

Greatest Disney Soundtrack—
The Jungle Book

*Hands over my nine-pound dick*
Definitely the best use for this, these days.

Nothing Trump-related is only "mildly" irritating. Trump is the black hole of assholes.

Admit it, you just make up Andrew WK's responses to these questions, don't you?

I share SUB's GI problems, but it gets worse; because of my butt problems, I prefer to top, but due to my size and general schlubby nature, nobody takes me seriously as a top. This resulted in a lot of agita back when I still had sex.

Summers following U2 on tour was automatically placed on their kids' iPods.

Hey, Puerto Rico is wide open for a trade. We bring them in and let go of, say, Arizona.

Now if only we could get someone in Authority to write a similar note about the Bible.

Yeah but then they get downgraded because they won't do what the client demands.

Cosby's endgame is probably to die before any of this comes to trial. He's 80, in poor health and obviously thinks the Reaper is on his side.

Dammit, stop trying to make John Cena happen, Entertainment-Universe!

As long as Retail Radio exists, this song will go on.

Fuck "chemically", give me a two by four and I'll do the job.

I thought at first this would be Tina's "3:10 To Yuma", what with escorting a clever prisoner to the principal's office.

I'll probably wait for The Daily Show.

I glanced at this out of curiosity and

What movie IS that from— The Colossus of New York? I know I saw it on a Sat afternoon Creepy Feature long ago.

Looks like I'll be skipping straight through to May this year.

Wisely, they made it a mini-series, so it probably won't get cancelled before it dies a natural death. If I had to choose a TV musical, this would get the nod before Peter Pan Live (ugghh).