I always thought the Kirk/Spock dynamic was less about Fry and Leela than Kiff/Zap Brannigan. Zap is a brutal parody of Kirk, and Kiff's disgusted sighs are how I imagine Spock would really react.

Well, Ambien made it sleep-walk, and gave it these really fucking weird dreams.

He's Scots, actually.

Knew it was shit from the trailer.

Yeah, you could see by the third season that the writer's room was awash in drugs. I was just a kid back then, but it was THAT obvious.

Last time I toked, I wound up eating an entire Boston cream pie. Haven't had a source since college, so probably never again.

Well, my allergy/cold seems to be tapering off, and my dad is completely healthy and sending me Christmas money, on top of that TV he bought me.

Laura Brannigan— Gloria
T'Pau — Heart and Soul

My keys, my wallet and a really disgusting hankie.

Yeah, my library's been cut to the bone too. Always easy to get the best-sellers, hard to get anything else.

I SWEAR I'm gonna finish Bleeding Edge someday!

Pretty sure it was Zappa who said that as long as you can play guitar, you'll be able to get a burger and a beer and a blow-job.

He's gone from Yertle the Turtle to Rigor Mortis the Tortoise.

Hey, don't worry about the space program, we've got Virgin Galac. . . WHOOPS!

Gaaah. All the condolences.

We got rid of Tom Corbett, but we still have Pitts. And of course, the Republicans control the House and Senate now.

I think you're allowed to fuck in the ear and still say you're a virgin.

The drilling is a LOT easier than it used to be. I had half my mouth done a few months ago and wasn't in any pain at all.

They seem like boring people because all their mental energy is taken up by birthing and raising 20 kids. That doesn't leave a lot of time for culture and philosophy.

I've said this before, but— I'm an Apatheticist. I just don't give a shit anymore about anyone's "deeply held beliefs", whatever the flavor. I'll try not to insult your faith directly, if you're bigger than me or armed or whatever, but I fail to care, until you try to make laws that force me to care one way or the…