Tried Bell's Expedition, bragged about as "five times the hops of a regular beer". It was like drinking lead. Waaay too heavy.

Family pride made me sample McKenzie's Pumpkin Cider this week. Liked it so much I drank myself stupid.

Interestingly enough, in Colonial times, lobster was so common along the coast it was considered a garbage fish. There were regulations about how many times you could feed lobster to convicts, for example.

The Federal Taphouse made Shells n Cheese with CRABCAKE the other day. Jesus, that was good.

I had to read it, just in case there was context for a nekkid Tori Spelling.

First slasher flick I've ever seen where everything's logical and nobody catches the idiot ball.

The Hellraiser series. That and Evil Dead are the only series I've ever followed. Pinhead is the sexiest monster ever.

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Got the new TV set put together and connected all the frigging cables, Cable AND ps4, without swearing. Except at all the goddamn packing peanuts.

Lots of stuff that's not even on Netflix. I miss it (forced back to Basic only).

*hugs Comcast Cable awkwardly, for maybe the first time.*

I HAAAATE chocolate beer. Think about how much sugar goes into chocolate just to make it a palatable candy. Now imagine beer, without the sugar.

Most of the long-term gay couples I've met are too tired to fool around.

I had no idea that heterosexual swinging was considered normal now.

If the neighbors aren't complaining, why assume they're offended, or even HEARING it?

I've noticed that my own fat is seasonal— cold weather means less walking and exercise, and more sitting around eating. God knows, there's always more gorging this time of year anyway. That may be your problem. Also, I've noticed that anti-depressants bloated me up like a blimp, you may want to talk to your doctor.

Still pisses me off that my parents wouldn't let my 14-yr old self see Mel Brooks Silent Movie in the theater with them. I mean, I was reading HARLAN ELLISON by that time.

None. Never. By the time I was able to see R films, I was watching them by myself.

Wasn't Sofia Vergera in that?

Brilliant. Makes off for a lot of those past "Great Jobs".

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