Yeah, but you have to clean the carpets first. Last time I tried to lay on the floor for sit-ups I ended up covered in some kind of crumbs, dust and dog-hair. And I don't have a dog.

It doesn't inspire me to gay-bash, it inspires me to Chrisley-bash.

Gladly free of USA, and the sight of that guy's face.

Taking the bus pays off in the end for the hungry investor!

"I did, I DID see him. And I'm gonna tell my daddy."

"Goobers" featuring Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

Next time do the whole damn show.

Life Sux Dept
After waiting three days, finally got the HDMI converter which should, in theory, allow me to connect my new PS4 to my ooooold Magnavox TV. Unfortunately, it requires AV cords which I don't have. So, YET ANOTHER trip to the goddamn radioshack is in order to get the damn cables. And that's assuming the…

POST-Mo-Nono.

"Dixxionary"?

"Post-Mononomative". Jeebus, whatever happened to "I like to play around"?

Of course, the way Marvel has things set up, they can just flash a bunch of people in costumes across the screen— think JLU— and explore the characters slightly deeper in Agents of SHIELD.

I actually approve a new version of Civil War, as long as they get it right this time. As I've said before, obviously writer Millar was anti-Reg while editorial was Pro-reg. Make Pro-Reg a little less obviously evil— Howzabout this time we DON'T have Iron Man cloning Thor, killing people or hiring bloodthirsty…

MAGIC! IT'S AAAALLLL MAGIC!

Sounds worth a try at least. What am I saying, you had me at "Happy Endings".

Sounds like a Dan Savage column.

Lost all patience/sympathy with this show.

I'm being told a Silver Vixen will convince me to cancel my next dye job.

I know plenty of Christians who object to Santa on the grounds that he's a False Idol. One letter to the editor even called Santa "A near-parody of the Christian God."

"Or a 'Your Family'?" Reminds me of Bill Murray's "Manson Family Christmas Commercial" in Scrooged.