I could have sworn his name was Uncas! Maybe they had different names in different editions or something! Anyway, ha ha, I was being a little tongue-in-cheek about him, but I do remember thinking the character was sort of skeevy, in addition to being filthy because he's a pig!

Counterpoint: Biff!

Counterpoint: ….    …..    …..    none! Agree!

Counterpoint: songs!

Ha ha, I just want to say that I met Wiley Wiggins once or twice and he's a very nice, intelligent fellow!

Ha ha, Tasha, don't you think Uncas kind of ruins Charlotte's Web?

A sadness screams across the sky! Stompin' Tom, you were a true musical hero! You'll think no more of Inco!

Ha ha, but look at who is making that declaration! Whoosh indeed!

Ha ha, a wonderful book! I read it very early in life!

Ha ha, I'm still reading Ha! by Gordon Sheppard!

Ha ha, I agree! He really nails it in describing the sense of complete apathy with which the song is drenched! I would disagree that it's a power ballad though, or even a proto-power ballad! It's a song as limp as a triple-boiled spaghetti strand, and the word "power" has no application!

What if it was done in 70s BBC comedy style and was called In the Trenches! Sounds pretty good!

And you said people were through with zombies! Ha ha!

Ha ha! You neglected to mention whether the ninjas sport headbands reading "Ninja," which fashion accessory is a Godfrey Ho trademark!

With Tor Johnson as the plumber! Ha ha!

It certainly will be a part of Burl Jr.'s education!

The bottom line is, would you like to be the object of such an embrace! Ha ha!

I think it could be exactly that!

It would be like a feature-length version of that shower scene in Private School!

It's great when she collapses and screeches "The crown! The crow-how-how-hown!" in that scratchy smoker's voice!