There can't be too many killer squid pictures in ol' Burl's opinion! Ha ha, they can kill you in a thousand different ways!

Ha ha, it's okay with me!

Ha ha, I like things like the McGilligan one on Nicholas Ray, or the McDonough one on Andy Milligan! Plus of course certain trashy memoirs, like My Life In Tights!

Ha ha, I'm reading a book called Ha! No, I'm not kidding! It's by Gordon Sheppard and it's about the Quebec author Hubert Aquin!

Ha ha, this sounds pretty bad! I like showbiz biographies, and I like 'em a lot! Too bad, you could write a brain-breaking chapter on O.C. and Stiggs all on its own, you'd think!

Ha ha, I watched 81/2! I hadn't seen this great picture before! Also Snowbeast, which I had!

Way up there I listed the first R movies I saw in the theater - but that was in Canada! Ha ha, where the rating system is different! When I was eleven and twelve I was going to see movies like Ghost Story and The Thing, which I presume were rated R down South! Ha ha, not here!

Ha ha, I think mine was either Evil Dead 2, Day of the Dead or Deadly Friend! "Dead" was in there somewhere, anyway!

I don't think anyone's heard of that!

What about Senior Week! Ha ha, does nobody but myself recall Senior Week? That had the big fat guy who wore a yellow shirt reading "Life's A Beach" in press-on letters! Ha ha!

"I give you a man dedicated to the good things of life, to the gentle, the heartfelt things, to good living, and to the kindly rites with which it is surrounded! In all the clash of a plangent world he holds firm to his ideal – a gracious existence in that country of content “where slower…

"I give you a man dedicated to the good things of life, to the
gentle, the heartfelt things, to good living, and to the kindly rites
with which it is surrounded! In all the clash of a plangent world he
holds firm to his ideal – a gracious existence in that country of
content “where slower clocks strike happier hours!”…

No sir, ha ha, they're real - unbelievably real!

But this one was PG!

Another one came to mind: Shadow of Chikara, starring Joe Don Baker and Sondra Locke! And another one, possibly exactly the movie you're looking for: Ghost Dance! You can read about it here: http://hiitsburl.blogspot.c…

Ha ha, if a lady can't appreciate the delights of a carnivorous subterranean eggplant hoovering people down into the sand, then who needs her!

Prophecy has a bit of this in it, as Cr*ig says, but you might also want to check out the (recently released on DVD!) windigo picture Ghostkeeper! That fine wolf picture Wolfen also appropriates Native beliefs! Others will come to mind, I'm sure!

Graham Masterson! I didn't even have to look that up!

You mean with gobbilty-faced little people! It's practically a lost art!

Ha ha, are they necessarily cops in your scenario? They could be con men! It could be called The Stink!