Give me some crunches, Hyperion. Oh, wait, you can't. Because of that fucking belt thing.

Probably the thing I hate the most in any story is when a character asks a question, someone says something vague and unrelated, and the original issue is somehow immediately forgotten.

He's not only extremely thin, but appears to be completely bald, which makes it likely that he's going through chemo. Get better, Frank! Beat that thing. Pretend it's an arab or a psychiatrist. You hate those guys.

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Lancelot du Lac also goes to great lenghts not to be an action film, but that joust scene was badass.

Wait, who am I NOT killing besides Padmé?

I JUST SAID THAT

I'm glad he's getting work, but his character in this movie sounds like the worst.

HOLY SHIT.

I agree with these nitpicks, esp. the first one. We'll have to wait and see, but it seems unlikely that the mention of a surviving Stark would be dismissed without at least some investigation.

That's what I was about to say. I mean, just browse this gallery:

Nice try, Dave. You're not fooling anyone.

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That shit was intense.

First time I saw that I was young and didn't know anything, but I already knew it was bullshit. I couldn't tell if Metallica was messing up the orchestra or if the orchestra was messing up Metallica.

I've seen this weeks ago but I've been embargoed ever since (I still can't talk about it in my country until the 9th). The review is so on the money it quotes almost verbatim some of the things I was planning to write. "Old-fashioned" to a fault, never boring but also never really compelling. A movie that monologues…

That's insane. That's something an insane person would do.

Del Toro would whip out better designs in ten minutes.

I also have a S3. It's great.

The thing that stuck in my mind was that awful scene where Peter goes to the police station and tries to convince Denis Leary that someone turned into a giant lizard (which could've worked in Raimi's world, but in this quasi-realistic setting just seems retarded). Also, that terrible scene where Peter visits his…