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Evil Star-Burns
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What makes you so sure? Maybe I'll cure cancer.

Bastards be flayin' like *this*…

That Finchy, he's no good.

So, you woke up this morning and decided you were going to complain about all the wrong things? It's not like this show doesn't have *real* problems. Is this trolling? I can't tell.

From what I remember she's described as beautiful if not for her teeth or something. Also her hair is a tangled mess. But definitely a looker.

But doing nothing at all doesn't sound like Littlefinger. If this doesn't come up eventually, it's because he didn't recognize her.

Something something Leonard Pierce.

Obviously.

Remember last season, when she said "I don't want someone brave and noble, I want Joffrey!" and Ned and Arya almost laughed with us? Yeah, that shit is over.

Especially him. Dude was scary.

Maybe because she knows he's a wimp who will eventually mess things up and become his own worst enemy? She did say wildlings "know things."

Volantis.

I'm no expert, but from what I understand it's nigh impossible to carve a head out with just one blow from a sword. Even axes don't work too well, that's why they invented the guillotine.

I think they're going the lamer route.

Shit, now I REALLY want them to clone a mammoth.

I think that's pretty much a confirmed lie, right?

THANK YOU HORSEBOT 3000 WE LOVE YOU.

To be honest, I'm not found of fantasy, generally. I actually prefer reading Martin to reading Tolkien, as I don't much care for black and white good versus evil stuff, but I'm not a fan of either. I wouldn't be talking about these books if this show didn't exist. As television, it's actually good. A lot better than

There's still a lot of room. Esp. across the narrow sea, where everything feels like Star Trek.

That was what, season two, episode six, right? I remember it being awesome.