That's the most exciting thing about this series: who cares about characters dying when we're worried about the author or OURSELVES dying before it ends?

He must also know some form of mind control, as I never understood why anyone would want to serve on that ship. Are they all slaves? I'm talking about the tongue thing, obviously.

They're dusky, but they're also useless because they're on a breastplate.

Damn, I keep forgetting what happens in the Cersei chapters.

Maybe white ravens deliver Others? I think we're on to something here.

I think you are wrong, but maybe I am.

I don't believe Joffrey thinks that many steps ahead.

So… not a very mainstream song.

I think Sansa represents the reader. When people say they threw the book across the room because of something tragic happening, they are acting like Sansa, wanting everything to be a fairytale where knights are noble and conflicts are dealt with justly and in the end everyone gets a lemoncake.

What exactly do they say about that in the book? If the marriage is announced as consummated, I believe it was.

By characters. Which also say stuff like "dornish people are stupid," which is clearly not true.

One thing is, she doesnt have POVs, so people don't trust her yet. Other thing: she's smart, young, pretty and so far hasn't been abused in any way.

Aren't they the only people who fish in the winter? They should just sit the war out and then make a fortune on sushi joints.

I would not love that. An Euron chapter would be like American Psycho in Westeros.

Yes, they are a nation of pirates. Raid, spend, repeat. They even have a type of Democracy, which pirates also did.

Green Fork could've gone either way, and Bolton had a plan for each outcome. Had it gone differently, he'd have turned his cloack way earlier.

Correction: we heard the loudest fellatio in TV History last season. Foley people must've given hard candy to a toothless man and put the mic right on his face.

Likely or possibly? That is indeed cold. But again, This Is Westeros. Bastards have treasonous blood, everybody knows that.

STILL SPOILERS

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