Bitch had it coming.

yeah
"What I felt was so strong, so real, there's no way she couldn't return my feelings, and if I was just patient and respectful, eventually, everything would turn out okay. "

Don't get me wrong—it's not an easy surgery, but the recovery time is not that long.

That one was called "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen."

Are we 100% sure
that Abe Vigoda isn't dead?

Matt Cassel would puss out, though.

kidney transplants
It doesn't take that long to recover from a kidney transplant, assuming you're in good health otherwise and are not a whimpering pussy. So really, it's no surprise that Morgan went to a basketball game that soon after the operation. He obviously needs a brain transplant if he's a Knicks fan, but…

The Simpsons?!! YES!
Oh, boy, just what this site needs—more SIMPSONS! I mean, the show is fine and has had a major cultural impact, but mix it up a little bit! How about an Inventory on 15 historical figures who could have been in a Tarentino flick?

Camp Month
Why a whole month of camp?

Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens is a damn good writer, yet I am glad to see him waterboarded. Anyone who actually gets to make a living by being an asshole-in-print deserves a little water action. Really gives us something to aspire to, doesn't it?