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She was the older Emmanuelle telling the saucy stories to George Lazenby.  Marcela Walerstein did the soft-core heavy-lifting in the flashbacks.

She was the older Emmanuelle telling the saucy stories to George Lazenby.  Marcela Walerstein did the soft-core heavy-lifting in the flashbacks.

NOOOOOOOO!!!  (Marcela Walerstein is OK, though, right??)

NOOOOOOOO!!!  (Marcela Walerstein is OK, though, right??)

Don't ever leave.

Don't ever leave.

Sometimes legitimate, eh?…  Where's O'Neal?

Sometimes legitimate, eh?…  Where's O'Neal?

Aw, somebody doesn't know what speed metal is.

Aw, somebody doesn't know what speed metal is.

Short Cuts, shut up.

Short Cuts, shut up.

Thank you for not trashing the Matrix sequels in this article!

Thank you for not trashing the Matrix sequels in this article!

This review is written like it was for a high school paper.

This review is written like it was for a high school paper.

"Andrea Battleground"??  I'm in love!

"Andrea Battleground"??  I'm in love!

That actually seemed like a fairly reasonable freak out, all things considered.

That actually seemed like a fairly reasonable freak out, all things considered.