I always like it when people I think are complete hacks turn out to be grade-A douchenozzles.

What. A. Piece. Of. Shit.

Of those I mentioned, I think only Crimson is better.  Dopesmoker is still a masterpiece.

Seriously.

A classic anti-metal review of metal.  God, I hate this attitude. It does this album a major disservice to be written in such a derisive-to-metal tone.  "In or out of metal’s seedy musical ghetto…" "…with bands slapping on corpse paint and spike-studded belts to grind out the most “extreme” articulations of the…

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT THE CRYSTAL METHOD

Yay!

As long as they hire a better writer, fire every actor not named Chloe, and ignore anything and everything Mark Millar has ever written or said, this film will be great.

I'm so glad Angel's Commissioner Gordon continues to get steady work.

This man's unfortunate death is no reason to pretend "Brass Monkey" is listenable.

8 dollars?  Where the fuck do YOU live?

This movie gave my life more meaning than I thought possible.

I used to stop doing that before I crossed the two-hour mark.

Boo.

Yeah, I'm not supporting a film that paid Mel Gibson.  Luckily, the internet is a thing, and I can steal.

Um, then I don't think you watched the uncut version.  We see those get cut off on-screen in the uncut version of the live action film.  So, it may still match your imagination.

I agree with this article, except for any assertion that Ichi the Killer is in any way good.

vomit slowly flowing from my unconscious mouth

Fuck you.  I want it twice that length you lazy piece of shit.

Thank you.