I'd be lazy if people kept paying me Hollywood money for being lazy.

"As the life-giving summer rains taper in the fullness of August, a magical transformation begins for one species of celebrity.  The Lohan begins a new life on land, emerging from the cloaking waters of rehab, shaking off the vestiges of its former life and transformed through a complex bio-chemical process that…

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus I'm not even gonna humor you.

Perhaps… "Puttin on the Ritz"?

The whole Galaxy vs iPhone seems like the same hyper-consumer bullshit you're accusing Jay-Z of.

re: Babylon 5, what do you mean by accidentally?  The actor had some personal issues that prevented him from continuing in the role and there was no option other than to replace the character.

>>Well, you just don't do that.

I'm guessing Black Sleep is saying they overcompensated out of feeling they needed to "keep it real."  I certainly may be wrong though.

They're several years behind actual organizations then, since this stuff has been reported and public knowledge since at least 2006.

Chechnya as well, which is where the Brothers Tsarnaev hailed from rather than Russia.

It sounds like "oof," the sound of a terrible joke falling flat…

Will is a "Special Agent" since Jack specifically mentions that in one of the later episodes.

Now you're just being a dweeb.

Not much, I'm sure. I wouldn't know because I wasn't even interested in watching 1 second of this.  Just dropped by to say the picture of Gwenyth and random scuzbucket makes this look like the ultimate expression of generic meh.  Like crapping out off-white onto celluloid.

Suspicious timing with the announcement of his next movie, Dumb and Dumber To or w/e.

Yeah, it sounds like he only played to win, rather than playing to enjoy the experience and try different strategies.  And to him I say: "ha ha!"

I'm kind of confused… Are we supposed to care about Abigail?  The accomplice of the Minnesota Shrike?  You play with the Hannibal, you gonna get the Lecter…

More skulls for the Skull Throne!

I've worked at one ad agency and it was pretty much like this.  I got fired pretty quick after I stopped giving too much of a shit, and they _don't_ care for that sort of attitude…

I have to agree…