The names of my balls.

Fire is fun. I love a good fire.

What's also important and should be mentioned is that you can't roll a joint on an iPod.

But they are better than you. Look how tall some of them are. Are you that tall? No. You're not. Size matters.

He's won many times before.

I caught my honey with this Suge load on her face!

He's the Cosby of murder.

The man was hungry. You can't suge around on an empty stomach.

"I've had worse things yelled at me, and the guy was drunk/high enough
that one good punch would have laid him out so I really didn't feel
physically threatened"

Typical atheist bullshit. Acting like there's more than one God. There's not that much room in heaven.

"Justin Bieber is sorry for being Justin Bieber"

Fyi the second one is a young Taylor Swift.

Holy shit that's great!

Well, who isn't?

Winnie obvsly.

These days? This crazy bastard has been talking like HST since Fear and Loathing came out.

Poor Andrew is so confused.

HEY!! >:O

Erm.. THANKS, OBAMA? YES. THANKS, OBAMA.

Her fans are even more evil. The Manson Family ain't got shit on the Swift Posse. You know I sincerly worry about Diplo. I wouldn't be shocked if someone found him stabbed to death and covered in baking ingredients in some alleyway at some point.