I can't even with people who can't even.

..without Negro.

"I just put out a new Angels & Airwaves record and as some of you know, there’s a lot more coming–comics, books, a film, etc."

Billy Crystal.

..and you got a restraining order from Hot Topic?

I'd get flagged if I tried to prove it.

HEY! That has never been proven!

It's called reverse Michael Jackson disease.

It is genius but I don't think the world is ready for it.

Is this a gimmick account?

I can attest to the truth of this statement.

About the tits being sugary.

You've convinced me. You da man, Barry O!

This account seems kinda shady. PROVE THAT YOU'RE THE REAL BARACK OBAMA.

Not any time soon. He'd have to change his name to Big Wayne. The problem is that there's already a Big Wayne out there walking around being all big and shit and Lil Wayne would have to pay Big Wayne if he wanted to use his name and Lil Wayne usually spends all his cash on pussy and sizzurp. Now if he paid him then…

My guess is Bruce Willis. The return of Bruno is pretty sickening.

I'm thinking it's probably because of something that happened between those countries in a soccer match. Like some truly unforgivable, heinous shit.

It's pretty accurate.

So surprising that a bunch of Germans did that.

This could be great. I'm super psyched.