Wow. This is pretty cool. I had no idea Stevie Wonder was posting here.

Anonymous: true paragons of virtue.

Well, I guess someone doesn't have two working eyeballs here.

Whatevs, nerd.

The douche is strong in this particular bag.

*black dudes

That's debatable.

Sweet!

TOMORROW: twitter.com/scharpling/stat…

Ranch it up!!

.. allegedly.

How is that even possible??

HEY! White people are human beings, too!

Thirty? You got like one foot in the grave already you old man. I live in the future. In the now. I carpe diem erryday. I can't waste my precious time and learn about cassettes. I gots no time for ancient shit, man.

"-Some of us LIKE cassette tapes. UNironically."

I'm just telling it like it is, man. He has never done anything wrong in his life. He's got a beautiful soul and even more beautiful cars.

All this hostility towards Jay Leno is truly baffling. The man is a gentleman and a scholar.

Yes.

I'd marry the Constitution if I could.

He has a great smile. He rolled with the Choom Gang. He's exceptional (American). Barack's a cool dude.