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Tila Tequilas Vajayjay
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THE A.V. CLUB

Oprah.

"Remember: Andrew Breitbart, after announcing he would show an 8MM
film of BO having vile homosexual acts in the college dorm was murdered. He dropped dead 15 min. after having a glass of wine with a stranger in a local bar. Clearly he was poisoned."

Answer your telephone!

That was SUBLIME. I had to stop reading it because I was in hysterics at one point.

There are a lot of businessmen who are willing to pay you a lot of money if you manhandle them in a certain way.

She's a "dancer".

"NICE TITS!"

That fucking smug face of his. I almost punched my screen.

Oh yeah? Well, I'm a dad with a half chub and I disagree.

What the fuck, Matt?? Why would you choose the least flattering picture of him for this article?

I'll drink to that!

Piers Morgan is a cent?

He's smoking some wack shit if he doesn't think he's God himself.

Gesundheit.

Yes! That episode was great.

Hella rad.

Everything from Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap to Back in Black is GREAT.