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Tila Tequilas Vajayjay
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I don't admire him at all. He's in his forties and says shit like "hashtag" OUT LOUD. I seriously can't imagine something more icky. I wish he'd get shitfaced again and take a steaming dump all over this nerd stuff. Now that would be compelling. I'd pay to see that.

Three redundant?? GTFO with your Spanglish bullshit. This is AMERICA, bud. O! say can you seeeee..

That's his pervy french brother Olivér Stône.

POINTS!

Mmmminnie Driver es muy delicioso.

Well, bye-bye soul.

Is he still homeless? I'd totally feed Sly Stone and give him a room to live. That would be the shit. Living with old Sly Stone.

It's like super coke. Hella addictive. You're UP for quite a while. Reptilian. Tweaked out. Smoking meth is definitely better than snorting it. Fucks up your lungs pretty bad though. Snorting it is hellish in the beginning. Though it does provide that lovely pain + pleasure effect. So I've heard.

Love the Captain. Such a wild character. He really is highly influental. All the freaky, absurd weirdo rock bands I like took a page from his book. The spirit of Beefheart will forever live on.

That show was the best. It's piss my pants funny.

Something something creamrye. Someone finish me off here please.

ENOUGH WITH THE CHANNING TATUM.

I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.

Not real incest. Not interested.

He's Aiken for meat.
Delicious meat.

Do the SHUGALOO, do the SHYYY TUNAAA.

" I found a new spot with an amazing goddamn songbook. I mean, just for
example, for the B-52's, they not only had "Love Shack" and "Rock
Lobster","

One of the greatest scenes in film history and I'm not joking.

Oh wow. Zero social awareness. Just reading that makes me super uncomfortable.

A little older? You sound ANCIENT.