HOLY SHIT. What a weird, creepy ass dude. Was that the weirdest thing he did?

He could probably tell you some really fucked up stories. He works in television after all.

What's also really effective is dropping trou while staring at the other dude. Most likely he will step away all creeped out and you can take a relaxed pee.

Wow. Hippos are a lot like Donald Trump.

Overmaiden.

Actually it's spelled "MUSLIM KENYAN SOCIALIST FASCIST GRANNY KILLING BARRY SOETORO AKA. BARACK SADDAM HUSSEIN OSAMA BIN LADEN".

And their love of beaver.

Dude, Miley invented twerking and sticking the tongue out. WHAT DID YOU INVENT?

Well, I'm not sure if you know but the internet was invented for two things:
1. porn
2. as a platform to cowardly shit on people

Well, he never killed anyone technically. He was a misunderstood genius and wasn't rightfully appreciated, maaaaaan. No wonder he went a bit mad. Oh garbage duuuump OHHHH GARBAGE DUUUUMP WHY ARE YOU CALLED A GARBAGE DUUUUMP?? BRILLIANT.

Yeah. Why would an old dude like to hang out with young women? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE.

I don't expect my favorite artists to be perfect human beings because that's an INSANE notion. Everybody says or does crazy or dumb shit at some point in their lives. Actually I prefer nutty musicians. The crazier the better. I will always enjoy the Flaming Lips unless Wayne Coyne does some really revolting shit. Then…

They already live in hell.

Do you know hard it is to be famous and have shitloads of money? This cyber bullying of famous people has GOT TO STOP. It's as bad as real life war and we the famous people are the casualties.

Speaking of 70s weirdo singers I just listened to Starsailor by Tim Buckley and it blew me completely away. It's fucking PHENOMENAL. You don't need to get stoned for this record because it's already the most stoned sounding thing ever. Another plus for the super misleading artwork.

AWWWWWW SHIIIIIT.

The video for that song is funny as hell. I had a fit when I first saw it.

C'mon, that urine is no good. The best pee is the pee of a small child under the age of five. Drinking that pee really helped me with my axienty issues.

Yeah, that one is fantastic. I also love this one where Creed talks about the 60's: youtube.com/watch?v=08GFjxn…

Screw doctors. Fuckin quacks. I know who I'll visit to get rid of all my ailments now. i had no idea that demons were involved in this.