They turned one of my dreams into an actual THING THAT EXISTS? FUCKIN' A.

I got a feeling this movie is gonna blow up big time.

You know what's a criminally underrated movie? Not Date Night.

“The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive—like I did when I was a homeless man.”

He's a chef. That's his excuse and I think it's a good one.

Not one tweet that references that thing he wore while he penetrated Mrs. Cyrus from behind. That outfit was his biggest crime. I'm disappointed.

Oh, he gave him a job alright.

$69 every hour? Is your step-sister one of those cam-girls?

World hunger is pretty bad but I don't think it's as bad as any random Youtube "star". We have to end Youtube stars now!

You won't get away with this. Taking advantage of my imagination like this. I'll get back at you someday and YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING, BUDDY.

Which shadow?

"The Tony Awards. It's a Who's Who of Who Cares."

1. Wesley Willis
2. The mouth organ. *wink*
3. We ALL have been emo at least once.
4. I got around a dozen and they are all locked in my basement.
5. Yes. I'm in a Shaggs cover band.

Well, THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT HORRIBLE IMAGE IN MY HEAD.

You didn't even know his name?! Good lord.

I totally get that. I mean they really have nothing left to lose.

Wow, they're a really subtle act. I wonder what "Yeah Yeah Yeah Ah Fuck Yeah Girl" is all about.

You can't spell "NKOTB" without "knob". Coincidence?

Of course it was Wahlberg. Those crazy ass Wahlbergs.

I haven't heard one NKOTB song. Are they any good? Are there any NKOTB gems that I need to hear?