Cool story, dad.

Let me cheer you up: youtube.com/watch?v=zr9y-yh…

Whatever happened to that Sanjaya kid? He had LIMITLESS potential.

"Now this might sound totally crazy but everytime I look at that creepy trophy I think it's undressing me with its eyes.. IT'S TRUE.. DON'T RUN AWAY! I NEED YOUR HELP!"

KENYAN MUSLIM SOCIALIST PRESIDENT!

It's not funny. It's HILARIOUS. Especially the one with the knife.

I'm pretty sure that the reflections are accidents. Nathan is an honorable man and would never do someth-

"Side note: I have no idea how anyone in the porn industry makes money."

You can admit that you like this kind of stuff. It's okay. No one's judging you here. You like two gay dudes double pounding a woman. Nothing wrong with that. It's a common-place thing in the world of porn and not even that extreme.

Don't act like you don't know her. Every male knows Sasha Grey. I mean shit even dudes from African tribes know her "work".

That's a very punchable face.

Yoko's tits aka the saddest-looking pair of tits I've ever seen.

WHAT? SON OF A. Get off my goddamned lawn you disrespectful brat!

Pollard also releases a solo album every month. There are approximately 1349 Robert Pollard albums.

I was born in 94. Dig that shit old man.

Gotta get Walt!

I blame the unfunny, eyeliner wearing English hobo. He's the one who broke you, right?

Well, I for one am not exactly cool with A7X gangraping my mom.

WTF is radio lol

"I heard, I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work. How you ever got to tell a joke to anyone is totally amazing."