LOL WTF is penicillin

Short Dick Man is AMAZING.

Teengenerate - Human Tornado
Chaka Khan - Too Much Love
DJ Pica Pica Pica - It Sounds Like Liquid Sky
Psychic TV - Black Rainbow
Digital Underground - Doowutchyalik

The catch is all kinds of STD's.

*praying for the fresh-ass comedy tent and a stand-up performance by Rowdy Roddy Piper*

Will there be helicopter rides this year?

I'm 100% sure he's got a massive dong. That's the reason he's grinning 24/7.

The green one strikes a "don't fuck me with me" pose. He's also slightly darker than the other ones.

That blood really caught me off guard. Funny as hell.

Ugh. More doobieous pun threads. Goddankit.

Good call! I'm sure Shia LaBeouf's agent got the chops to pull this one off.

Sometimes a pussy needs a good abusin' and it knows it.

*Kenyan muslim. The worst kind of muslim.

What? I thought his name was Stumpy McDrums.

Your mom's an e-mail hoarder? That's really fucked up.

Def Leppard's one armed drummer.

That's why they sent me. I am Karl. Ich bin expert.

"My fiancé came home, and his beard smelled like pussy—the sweet, healthy kind."

You're awesome. I think I'm totally an idiotking fan now.

Well, I don't. It's uncomfortable. All up in my grill.