There's nothing cooler than the phrase "on the regular". Exhibit A:

THEY said to me it's one of those "so bad it's good" flicks. FUCK NO IT'S NOT.

"Adam Sandler thinks old ladies fucking is one of the funniest things in the world, second only to bodily emissions."

It's ALWAYS 420 somewhere, dude.

Who doesn't like Moby? Moby.

I always call my turds "Simon Cowell".

Mike Doughty? More like Mike.. Droughty! Mawhahahaha.

WU-TANG CHER AIN'T NUTHING TA FUCK WIT.

They really screwed the pooch. Let's face it there's only one man that can play Ben Franklin properly: http://img2.wikia.nocookie….

You can still make it in Hollywood if you keep being an "Erotic Artist".

I guess that's decent advice but don't look at the flicks where he ties females up, goes straight for anal, chokes and slaps the shit out of them repeatedly.

There's this Amazon TV ad with Gary Busey and it's THE SCARIEST GODDAMN THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

That flick sounds bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

No, it's not. His name is Larry.

All I know is that AC/DC fucking RAWKS, man!

Stupid sexy Jesus.. *swoons*

You won't laugh once Jesus returns and kicks your ass, college boy.

Check. This. One. Out. Bitch. This. Is. How. You. Do. A. Raaaaad. Wheelie.

Nation of Ulysses is fantastic. You should check out The Make Up sometime if you didn't already. It's a bit hit-and-miss to me but definitely worth a listen. I'd say start with "Destination Love: Live at Cold Rice". Oh man and I LOVE the first Chain and The Gang album.

I own "Supernatural Strategies for making a Rock 'n' Roll group" and "The Psychic Soviet" and I love those books. Especially the former. I'm an unabashed Svenonius devotee.