I think this is like really, really, REALLY necessary. Good thinking, Fox. Thank you. I can always count on you.

You guys and gals have been duped big time. I can't believe y'all took his drivel seriously.

THAT'S HER! You da man.

You sound like you got it all figured out, man. *salutes*

Googled her. Not her. I like the cut of her jib though.

Coitus, pal. Coi to the tus.

There's this one pornstar who's a dead ringer for Michelle Trachtenberg but I can't remember her name.

Interesting.

That's creepy. Do you also make love with the sound off?

A hot meal.

Really? Oh, do tell. :-o

I really want an explanation on how ANY woman makes money in the porn industry these days.

At least she didn't fall asleep while giving head. *points finger at Paris Hilton*

I just want to hug her. That's all I want.

I dig a lot of books by new school men/women, too. There's a plethora of great, recent literature but I just naturally lean towards older stuff.

I saw a “German Chocolate Beefcake” online once.
German porn is such a car wreck, man.

MUSCLE, MUSCLE, MUSCLE, WHAT?!

"Tequila Mockingbird"

The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick
Walden by Henry Thoreau
Junkie by Burroughs
The Metamorphosis by Kafka
Notes of a Dirty Old Man by Bukowski

"Hey, whatcha readin' for?"