They are remaking Point Break?!

OH MY GOD that show was the greatest and the worst thing at the same time.

NIXON.

Paul Rudd is a vampire.
Sent to drain.
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames.
And what do I get, for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game.

RACIST

I've never seen the Gus Van Sant remake. I'll check that one out if I can't think of doing anything else.

Yeah well either way he would totally OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU, gringo. That small child is ripped. I'd beg for my life if I had to fight him.

Scientology is a helluva drug.

NEVER QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE NEW PRINCE AND FUTURE KING. HE HAS SPOKEN AND HIS WORD IS LAW SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW YOU PROLE OR ELSE.

No cash. Hookers and blow.

Do you have a framed Asia poster?

Father of son of neckbeard.

I think he looks more like Fat Albert.

British Broadcasting Corporation style?

I looked it up like three weeks ago after I read about it somewhere online. There's zero need for that term. It's fucking stupid.

Haha, classic Franco. #inspirational

Not only is it outrageous it's also contaaaagiouuus!

Yeah, POOR JON HAMM.

Haha, suuuuuuuuure.

"I saw your movie and I gotta say it totally blew me away. I've never seen anything like it!"
"Thank you! You know it was very liberating for all of us and everyone was amazing."
"And Tom Hanks is in it, too! I heard he's LITERALLY the nicest person on earth."
"He's LITERALLY the nicest person on earth. The nicest guy. I…