How about a nude Julianne Moore dropping paint on the audience from above?

Sweeeeeet!

I, for one, welcome our new alien seductress overlords.

Manbearpig? Do you mean Pigbearman?

Cleaner air? GTFO of here with your disgusting entitlement.

Yes.

Wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys freestyle battle raped that guy?

Or "rich".

GUY FIERI!

Does anyone else have the feeling that this turtle is doing some devious, mind control shit?

UGK 4 life, motherfuckers.

That Goodwill's so hot right now. Goodwill.

Caption: "Yeah I'm feeling like really spiritual these days and really connected to the universe and stuff like that. Real spiritual. I'm just really open to things and ideas and try to avoid bad vibes. Like don't be a bummer, man. Don't be a fucking asshole when you're entering my space. Just a general rule. Piece."

Detective: "Ugh.. silly Riddler. Girls ARE riddles you buffoon."

There's nothing more American than boobs. Go boobs!

Yeah, Michael driving into the lake was utterly ridiculous. I mean c'mon.

Movie exec: "NOT good enough you dumb, worthless piece of GARBAGE. Hmmm.. is there a darker colour than black?"

"Mr. Skin" is such a creepy name if you think about. That's one of those names that they give serial killers.

" My personal favorite was the time she imitated a mentally retarded kid who was sitting in the front row of her lecture. Gosh, what a fucking piece of shit."

:-( R.I.P.