i love the way tim roth says the 'motherfucker' line in reservoir dogs.

you beat me to it. this is totally a simmons gag. "40 quotes that show how the nba playoffs are like the fourth season of the wire" or some bullshit.

turdburgler

nothing too sophisticated. 3 floyds is by far my favorite: arctic panzer wolf, zombie dust, gumball head. at the suggestion of some avc commenters i tried and really enjoyed various beers from two brothers, revolution, 5 rabbit, metropolitan and half-acre.

beer thread?

i loved him in this.

i would go with the syrup-soaked waffle with melted caramels wrapped around a stick of butter. "the space-age moon waffle."

i also like how you could throw in a totally smooth forward summersault whenever you wanted. why just walk into a room when you can do a sweet forward roll?

i love matt stone's character: "i don't want to sound like a queer of nothin' but i think rush is a kick-ass band."

the habs / sens series is madness. there was some absolutely vicious shit going on all over the ice. the refs definitely deserve some of the blame for letting things get out of hand.

damn. i'd never read that. that's crazy shit.

this reminded me of a review that bill wyman wrote for the chicago reader when this came out. he kinda destroys clapton:

"my intention was to deconstruct the conventions of the standard frat-bro comedy about hangovers, while simultaneously commenting on the exploitation of Bangkok's poor by oppressive Western cultures. With a masturbating monkey."

and when it's over, you say "my what a lovely tea party."

speaking of cynical, i can already hear the fox news commentary on this:

i think a big part of it is institutional arrogance. the networks have been hugely successful for a long time, and they really believe their way is the only way. so you get shows written by committees, and executives constantly tinkering with shows. their only objective is to pull a big number, and quality isn't…

well, he fucks like he pitches. fast, and all over the place.

you can say it confidently and still be really, really wrong.

hack the planet would have been funnier.

CSB: i ran into matthew lillard in vegas. i yelled SLC PUNK! as he walked by me at the hard rock. he didn't think it was funny. i was on ecstasy at the time.