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does anyone know the song that played over the closing credits? it seemed cool. i may just have been relieved that the episode was over.

it sure is. giuliani is a cocksucker.

yeah, seriously. i prefer 'lovesacks' anyway.

this argument reminds of my favorite piece of dialogue from Cheers:

"Several" books on Iraq!! wow, your parents must be so proud.

something smells like otto's jacket.

livin with louie-dog's the only way to stay sane.

i always thought 'you get what you give' was by world party. it sounds like 'ship of fools.'

the nightclub scene in the most recent one is a masterpiece. every spare inch of the screen is packed with young nubiles wearing almost no clothing. most of them are making out with each other. it looks like the greatest club in the world.

that'll never be me
that'll never be me, no
don't you even think it

"I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match."

ugh, i forgot about tourgasm. that might be the worst thing i ever saw on tv.

case in point re jessica simpson: "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep…

my weekend: went to pretty bad hawks game friday night. got hammered. saturday quality time with the critter. saturday night, got baked as shit and played call of duty. sunday ran errands, bought some fat new speakers, went to a stupid-crowded super bowl party. got the very rare and unexpected sunday night assfest…

you're cut too, shooshy.

DICK MOTHERFUCKING CHENEY

"Scissor me" had me laughing out loud, too, and I don't even know why.

these fucking puerto ricans think they know everything, but that can't be right, becuase if they did they wouldn't be puerto rican.

the bulf of the series, dude.

honkey grandma: you probably already know this, but awfulannouncing, kissingsuzykolber, and deadspin are sort of a paradise for people who hate sports announcers. i'm not sure the avclub has the level of interest in sports that would generate the kind of hate you are looking for.